
Product Description
Because some days, "Everything is Fine" (and other lies we tell ourselves).
Commemorate the chaos of adulting, work life, or just the general state of the world with this hilarious Dumpster Fire Prevention Set.
You can grab the "Everything is Fine" Dumpster to light up your desk, the cynical "Ranger Raccoon" to warn your coworkers, or get the Full Set for maximum safety.
Choose Your Fighter:
1. The "Everything is Fine" Dumpster
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The Vibe: A kawaii smiling face that stares into your soul while the world burns.
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Function: Features split black lids that actually open and close. The translucent orange "fire" insert is designed to hold an LED tea light, making it glow ominously.
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Dimensions: 3" Tall x 3.5" Wide x 3" Deep.
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Options: Available with or without the LED tea light included.
2. The Ranger Raccoon
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The Vibe: He’s cute, he’s textured, and he’s tired of your mess. He holds a sign with the solid advice: "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT DUMPSTER FIRES".
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Detail: Incredible "fur" texture and a clean multi-color print (Grey, White, Brown, Black).
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Dimensions: 4" Tall x 2.5" Wide x 3" Deep.
Perfect For:
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That coworker who is holding the department together.
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Your own desk as a "Status: Busy" signal.
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A gag gift that is actually high-quality art.
Ordering Options
Variant 1: The Full Set (Best Value)
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Includes: 1x Ranger Raccoon + 1x Dumpster + 1x LED Light
Variant 2: Dumpster Only (With LED)
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Includes: 1x Dumpster + 1x LED Light
Variant 3: Dumpster Only (No LED)
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Includes: 1x Dumpster (Bring your own light!)
Variant 4: Ranger Raccoon Only
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Includes: 1x Ranger Raccoon Figure
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